maandag, september 11, 2006
Tijd voor een Perpignan survivalcursus?
Hostile Environment Course for Perpignan
Given that so many people get robbed every year in Perpignan while attending Visa Lose l’Image, I would like to propose that a hostile environment course to prepare the attendees is set up.
Getting robbed in Perpignan every September is a rite of passage, like losing your virginity, getting the clap, getting drunk (and then your stomach pumped), crashing your parents car, getting a Ben Gurion Airport full body cavity search, being given a hiding from old women while covering demonstrations, colonic irrigation, or getting in a fight with Jean-Francois Leroy.
Attendees should be trained in close quarter gear protection, how to lock hotel doors, where to hide passports, shown how to use a GPS to get them back to the hotel whilst blind drunk, how to take sneers of derision (on the chin) when some grumpy editor looks at your portfolio and how to resist the urge to put their faces through the table (also known as anger management).
How to sleep in the park under plastic sheeting (because you are too poor/ stingy or drunk) will also be provided, as well as eating out like a New York freegan.
Extra courses on sucking up editors from Geo, Nat Geo, Time, Newsweek, NY Times, Sunday Times, Elle and other top title publications will also be on offer, as will lessons in pretending to be one of those editors in order to get laid.
Any other suggestions will be taken on board in order to allow everyone to make the most of their valuable time in French Catalonia. Enjoy your stay (and watch your gear).
Bron: Lightstalkers.
Given that so many people get robbed every year in Perpignan while attending Visa Lose l’Image, I would like to propose that a hostile environment course to prepare the attendees is set up.
Getting robbed in Perpignan every September is a rite of passage, like losing your virginity, getting the clap, getting drunk (and then your stomach pumped), crashing your parents car, getting a Ben Gurion Airport full body cavity search, being given a hiding from old women while covering demonstrations, colonic irrigation, or getting in a fight with Jean-Francois Leroy.
Attendees should be trained in close quarter gear protection, how to lock hotel doors, where to hide passports, shown how to use a GPS to get them back to the hotel whilst blind drunk, how to take sneers of derision (on the chin) when some grumpy editor looks at your portfolio and how to resist the urge to put their faces through the table (also known as anger management).
How to sleep in the park under plastic sheeting (because you are too poor/ stingy or drunk) will also be provided, as well as eating out like a New York freegan.
Extra courses on sucking up editors from Geo, Nat Geo, Time, Newsweek, NY Times, Sunday Times, Elle and other top title publications will also be on offer, as will lessons in pretending to be one of those editors in order to get laid.
Any other suggestions will be taken on board in order to allow everyone to make the most of their valuable time in French Catalonia. Enjoy your stay (and watch your gear).
Bron: Lightstalkers.
# posted by Jan-Edward : 07:08
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